Dance Amongst the Moonflowers
My name is Sam. I don't exist to please, and I don't live to either. I do what I want when I want to. I believe in telling the truth even if it hurts. There is no such thing as free, just more a person can do. May the odds be ever in your favor.
that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just
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Best.
Bird.
Ever.
omg
BURD
That is no bird.
It’s a weird feathery fish creature.
It looks like a puppet there ha ha
AM I A BIRD OR AM I A MUPPET?!
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remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
remember vampires suck?
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